My room is being plastered and painted. This inconvenience has left me writing a post on a primitive laptop using keys so thin they barely acknowledge my presence, and nothing pisses me off more than being ignored. I tried to move the cursor to the My Computer shortcut with the pressure sensitive touchpad, but ended up starting MS Word, initiating the task manager, and selecting an MC Hammer desktop wallpaper. Why is the whole of modern technology designed for a race of Smurf-like creatures? Well anyway, I wasn’t worried about catching up with your blogs because really, how many posts could you possibly write in two days?
The answer is fifty nine.
Don’t you people have jobs or something?! I had to tell my little brother I couldn’t be there for his Birthday because bloggers were expecting me to read their posts. He cried. I hope you’re satisfied.